Holidays & Special Occasions
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WHAT MOMS REALLY WANT FOR MOTHER'S DAY
To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash).
To have her 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty pounds to her figure.
A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi Ya Mom!" just as she puts a razor to her ankle.
A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt.
For her teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.
To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
To be able to step on a plane with their toddlers and NOT have someone moan, "Oh no! Why me?!?"
To occasionally get to sleep late on the weekend. I mean is this too much to ask?
To actually carry on a normal phone conversation with her toddler in the SAME room.
To actually be able to finish a HOT cup of coffee while her kids are present. An impossible feat!
To take a hot bath without her toddler suddenly screaming, "Mommy, I have to go potty!" as soon as she hits the water.
Halloween Fun - Great ideas for your little goblins and ghosts.
Thanksgiving Ideas - Have the perfect thanksgiving this year.
Easter - Make Easter a special day.
Mother's Day - Many take both Mother, and Mother’s Day for granted.
